First of all sorry for not posting anything for around a week, but I went on a trip and I didnt have the time. Anyways Im sure we all remember that amazingly ugly purple dinosaur named Barney, it seems everyone dislikes him because not even my 3 year old cousins enjoy watching it. Heck, in Mexico we even had this modifications to the barney intro song which were classical during elementary school’s field trips, one of them had to do with barney being a dinosaur eating people and teaching kids “fun things” such as breaking windows and stuff like that.

Well recently I found this joke which is the scientific proof that barney is indeed evil.

It goes as follows

Barney

1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U’s to V’s (which is proper latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers:
666

Thus, Barney is Satan.

Well that’s all for today, I’ll continue writing during the week, stay tuned.

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